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Children of the Black Static

$36.46 AUD (plus tax)

How fuckin’ amazing is that name for a T-shirt? Sounds like a death… no. A doom metal band. Or goregrind raw thrash metal. You know, actually, I might form a band. I can see the debut album cover now: “Children of the Black Static” over human intestines, draped over a chapel. I don’t know what a chapel is exactly. A church? An Episcopal church maybe? Presbyterian? What’s the difference? So many religions these days. But not one that sounds as unforgettable as Children. Of. The. Black. Static. “Are you ready, Topeka?! Welcome to the stage: Children of the—" Anyway. You get it. See you in Kansas.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Children of the Black Static Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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